Jessica Schein

katespencer:

drinkyourjuice:

Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not:

• Everyone wears black to homecoming.
• Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted.
• Tampons. Just… tampons.
• This is a straightening iron.
• But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.” 
• Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970.
• Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos.
• Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run.
• That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”.
• How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens.
• What illicit contraband was.
• How to talk to human boys who are not Sims. 
• He’s just not that into you.
• He’s gay.
• Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.

Also, not to shave your eyebrows. Because I did that. A lot.

An older sister would have stopped me from brushing mascara onto my eyebrows before going to school. You know what happens when as a redhead you show up with thick black brows that have the consistency of peanut butter?

A lot of mocking.